There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the fact every red-blooded male absolutely loves Kelly Brook.
Incredibly, Kelly has been a pin-up icon for over 20 years now. The Kent babe appeared in every single FHM 100 Sexiest countdown from 1998 until the mag’s closing in 2015, coming top of the pile in 2005. Her calendars still top the charts every year, and she’s appeared on more magazine front covers and ad campaigns than we’ve had hot dinners.
Given how much you guys love her, we thought we’d do our best to bring together all of her very rudest moments in one jaw-droppingly brilliant home. Encompassing her raunchy sex on the beach scenes in Survival Island (also known as Three), her topless sunbathing and multiple lingerie shoots, the results are something quite special.
In no particular order, let’s kick things off…
This topless shoot as an 18 year old
Kelly rocking this white bikini
Kelly looking lovely in leather
This legendary dress on the red carpet for the Snatch premiere
When she was papped topless sunbathing
When she did some naked swimming in Piranha 3D
And her mesmerising bikini dancing in Piranha 3D
These ridiculously sexy snaps from her 2018 calendar
And the very booby behind the scenes from her 2021 calendar shoot
This dazzlingly distracting game show outfit
This snap of her in red lingerie
Kelly topless in bed
Kelly naked in bed
This brilliantly booby bikini selfie
Kelly exiting the pool in super slow motion
Kelly’s love of lace lingerie
This legendary poster (if you know, you know!)
When Kelly stripped off in Keith Lemon: The Film
Kelly juicing her melons
Kelly strapping on some leather and stockings
That time she proved she’s an excellent tree climber
The fact she ages like an extremely fine wine
Kelly Brook having sex in the sea in Survival Island
Kelly Brook having sex on the beach in Survival Island
What. A. Legend. Never stop doing what you’re doing, Kelly!