If you’re not yet following Page 3 Hall of Famer Keeley Hazell on Instagram, what exactly have you been doing with your life?
Some time ago we gave you 5 reasons why you should be following the legendary model-turned-actress. Reasons included her love of throwback snaps, getting out and about in the great outdoors, and her fondness for a good old fashioned pun – as you can see in the following examples:
Keeley is still very much living her breast life (her words, not ours) and keeps her 128,000 Instagram followers up to date with what she’s getting up to.
This week, along with most of the country, that’s included making the most of the sudden intense heatwave – with the 2004 Page 3 Idol winner heading down to the beach to get “stoned” as shown on her Instagram Stories:
Unfortunately, also along with most of the country we suspect, Keeley ended up getting a tad burnt – and shared the “tomato sandwich” evidence with her followers live from her bathtub:
Ouchies. You have our utmost sympathies Keeley, given our bald dome currently resembles a plate of tomato ketchup. So we’re off down to the supermarket to panic buy after sun lotion and have a bath of our own in it!